when you put a bar of soap in your pussy and shoot it out with a monster queef

A dish best served moist. A cheesy, eggy tart with flaps of ham and a crusty base. Often served in finger buffets. Baking queef lorraine was a favourite past-time of housewives in the 1980s, and is seeing a resurgence in popularity today.

Is a quiche of made mostly out of egg and queef. (Vaginal Flatulance...)
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Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)

a larger version of the queef-biscut, or a queef biscut that is grilled

a queef that smells like cinnamon.

in a one song by craig david, the chorus goes "cinnamon queen...."

however, because of whatver reason, it is hard to hear what he says so one might think he said "cinnamon queef"

for more info, see queef

A standard treatment of the vagina that, prevents queefs from occuring: usually applied as a cream, or jell like substance.

Ex: Sara Queefed so much, so she bought some Queef-B-Gone from the store to prevent vaginal farts.